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(760): View more from California

My girlfriend figured out who you are.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.

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(314): View more from Missouri

He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.

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(618): View more from Illinois

My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"

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(662): View more from Mississippi

In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"

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(409): View more from Texas

The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.

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(408): View more from California

Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?

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