Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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