Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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