There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
So much rum. So many feels.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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