Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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