i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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