You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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