thus making me awesome and them whores
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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