there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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