nut hugger
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
God, you're like boner-b-gone
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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