Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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