they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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