Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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