did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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