i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
His nipple licking is glorious
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