I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Randomize
