Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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