I want to stick my p in your. b.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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