The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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