She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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