This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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