So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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