Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
only you would photoshop your dick
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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