He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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