VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I feel like abortions should bother me more
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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