I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Randomize
