Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
