sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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