STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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