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(312): View more from Illinois

Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.

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(949): View more from California

I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden

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(586): View more from Michigan

I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert

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(757): View more from Virginia

It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.

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(518): View more from New York

You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops

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(602): View more from Arizona

for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.

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(650): View more from California

at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think

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And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad

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