I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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