The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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