it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
