Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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