I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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