i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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