how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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