dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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