Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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