went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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