I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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