You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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