You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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