That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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