Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Can I color on your dick again?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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