Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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