Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I will pee on everything he values.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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