they need to just BURY HIM!
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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