It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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