Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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