you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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