why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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